Straight talk from the bull who takes the whole house.
Q: First time you were ever with a married woman?
My old math teacher's wife. She came up to the school to drop off his lunch like a good little housewife — and left with dessert instead. Chocolate. Rich. The kind you don't forget. She figured out real quick that some appetites a brown-bag lunch can't touch. What happened after that? That's not a story I put in writing. Call me and I'll tell you slow.
Q: First time you were with a man?
A husband and wife booked me — she was the "gift," he was supposed to just watch. But his eyes kept wandering to something that wasn't her. So I told him: there's plenty here to worship, and enough of me for the both of you. He dropped to his knees to prove himself… and let's just say he needed lessons. I told him if his mouth couldn't keep up, he'd better make the rest of himself useful. He learned — and by the end he understood exactly why the whole house answers to me. The details? Those are for the line, not the page.
Q: So you take the husband and the wife?
I take the whole household, baby — never half. She whispers my name, he thanks me for it, and everybody leaves happy and a little rearranged. That's the Javon experience.
Q: What if a guy's nervous — first time being curious?
Then you call me and let me run the pace. I'm confident, I'm patient, and I don't rush a man who's finally being honest with himself. You just keep up.
Q: Are you religious?
I believe in worship — I've just got it aimed in the right direction. Get on the line and I'll show you what devotion's supposed to feel like.
Q: Best way to get the full Javon experience?
Stop pretending you're the one in charge. Call, press my option, and find out who really runs the show.